who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
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you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
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The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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