the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
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There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
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I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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