This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I want you more than these girls want KFC
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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