Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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