im holly from the hills drunk
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
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They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
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Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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