he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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