Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
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He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
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The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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