i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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