I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
You're like the curious george of whores
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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