And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
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You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
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I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
i think i just lost a toe
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