Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
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A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
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He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
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