what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
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we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
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you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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