escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
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I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
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Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I am naked and annoyed.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
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