Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
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this beer tastes like vomit already
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
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I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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