in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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