He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
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i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
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When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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