I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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