Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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