i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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