ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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