dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
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You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
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woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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