My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
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also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
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It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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