There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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