I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
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I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
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The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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