Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
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