I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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