I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
i would punch a child for taco bell
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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