Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
This toilet bowl is my home.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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