I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
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He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
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I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
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