Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
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