My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
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