I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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