writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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