Got a toothbrush?
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
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Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
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Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
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