is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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