He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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