i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
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well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
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In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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