ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
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I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
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He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
don't judge my taste in strippers
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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