Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
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