Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
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I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
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So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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