oh god the rape fog is back!
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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