do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
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You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
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You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
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