she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
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