every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Still dying that you shit outside
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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