Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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