I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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