White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Never underestimate the power of titties
Randomize
