When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
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Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Too much gin, very little bucket
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
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Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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