He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
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He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
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Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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