Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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