I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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