I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
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Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
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Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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