a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
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There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
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I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
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